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Even when I'm the underdog, I prepare a victory speech

Elmore aka (The Evil Genius)
8 May 1981
***Mi Nombre: Stitch***
***Eyes: Brown***
***Hair: Black***
***Height 5'5***
***Weight: 150***
***Birthday May 8th 1981***
***Taurus born in the Year of the Rooster***
(Explains alot)
Favorite food: Bacon and chili dogs, Po-Boys
Favorite Car:

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Favorite holiday: Thanksgiving, Mardi Gras
Favorite place to eat: Red Lobster, We never close
TV Show: The Simpsons
Sport: Football
Candy: Peanutbutter Twix
Movie: Rush hour 2, Training Day, Lilo and Stitch
Song: I dunno they change every week
Fav artist: Jadakiss, Fabolous, 50 Cent
Vacation spot: New Orleans, California
Animal: Gator, Owl
Pet peeve: People who think they know everything or more then me
Football team: 49ers
Baseball team: Seattle Mariners
Basketball team: Lakers
College football: Michigan, LSU
Hockey: Sharks

Three guys, an Notre Dame fan, a Ohio St fan, and an Michigan fan are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

"I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.

The Notre Dame Fan says, "I am a farmer, my Dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Indiana."

With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'FOOM' the land in Indiana was forever made fertile for farming.

The Ohio St. Fan was amazed, so he said, "I want a huge wall around Ohio so that no infidels like Michigan fans can come into our precious state." Then the Ohio St Fan says "Oh I almost forgot... I have family that goes to Notre Dame and Penn St as well, so could you make that wall surround Indiana, Ohio and Pennsylvania as well because I know my family can't stand those cocky Wolverine fans in their state as well."

Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF', there was a huge wall around the whole border of the states of Ohio, Pennsylvania and Indiana to keep all Michigan fans out.

The Michigan fan says "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and completely surrounds the city; nothing can get in or out."

The Michigan fan says, "Fill it up with water."

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"Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler!!!"

Born and raised in beautiful sunny perfect northern California full of warm sunshine beautiful beaches sexy girls and 24/7 happiness...

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Then transported to the very cold snowy weather and bitchy ass people who love drama in Pompton Lakes, NJ which is right next to the worlds dirtiest and stuck up city New York City...

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Image hosted by Photobucket.com Down south in Cajun country in Lafayette, Louisiana. With hot southern girls with accents that learned how to drink before they could walk. Where Mardi Gras is a holiday, every day is a party where plastic beads are worth more then gold and make you king of the world...

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my pet!